"I ever tell you about the time Keith..." those words are something every left 4 dead fans know all about and sometimes you can't help but sigh and think, really Ellis, really? Like say your fighting off a horde, then you kill the horde so Ellis decides it's a great time to start talking and he starts blabbing on and on. Then, next thing you know a jockey jumps on you and you shout out for help and all you can hear is "I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry turkey..." and Ellis just keeps talking and talking and your like, really, right now, some help would be nice? No, fine what about you bots, you want to give me a hand and